Thursday, November 13, 2008

RANKING- men

this is strictly men, and full-on sex only.

1) my future husband
*LOVE
*endurance like whoa!!!
*absolute passion
*adventurous! never afraid to try something new
*BDSM positive
*the drive of 10 mortal men
*always cuddles after
*size- !!!!!!!!!

2) the rockstar
*great endurance
*NSA passion, freedom
*fairly adventurous
*great drive
*good cuddles, about 75% of the time
*never fucked sober
*size- !!!!!!

3) mr. fifteen
*love
*okay endurance
*sometimes very passionate, sometimes none at all
*not so adventurous
*little to no drive
*good cuddles, about 75% of the time
*size- !!!!!

4) the best friend
*deep friendship
*good endurance
*wildly passionate
*not adventurous. at all.
*awesome drive
*no cuddles!!!
*size- !!!!!

5) the god of goth
*deep friendship, deep connection
*good endurance
*insanely passionate!!!
*extremely adventurous!!!
*crazy rad drive
*lots of cuddles
*knew i could never really have him, so that held me back
*size- !!!!

6) lying cheating fucker
*thought i was in love
*decent endurance
*NO passion
*NO adventure
*fucking crazy drive
*BDSM positive, but a horrible master
*knew there was something up with the relationship, so i didn't trust him entirely
*size- way too fucking much.

7) the pornstar
*sexy stupid fun
*almost passable endurance
*NO passion
*super adventurous!
*okay drive
*inexperienced with BDSM, but willing to learn
*barely knew the dude
*size- !!

8) the "rapist"
*love
*NO endurance whatsoever, but could orgasm more than once
*very passionate
*almost adventurous
*insane drive
*no opinion on BDSM
*um... the one time we fucked was not of my free will.
*size- ... (yes, it really was that bad)

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