... they buy you a vibrator in your favorite color for no real occasion.
best gift ever. :-)
best gift ever. :-)
Monday, June 30, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
I Was A Teenage Fuck-Doll.
i am the girl who blew you after your theater 280 class once.
i am the girl you hooked up with when you should've been running lines.
i am the girl who let you see her boobs, just cuz you'd never seen any before.
i am the girl who didn't wear underwear under her uniform to pass sophomore history.
i am the girl you watched wanking on a webcam feed.
i am the girl you teased with a violet wand for 2 hours straight.
i am the girl you felt up in the back room at work.
i am the girl who got caught by the cops.
i am the girl you begged to masturbate for you in study hall.
i am the girl your mom walked in on you with.
i am the girl who snuck you into her house at night.
i am the girl you fucked twice in your parents bed, only taking a break in the middle to smoke and do another shot.
i am the girl who sucked your dick on the railroad tracks on a sunday afternoon.
i am the girl you knocked up 3 times.
i am the girl who always loses 'never have i ever.'
i am the fuck-doll.
that's all i am to you.
i am the girl you hooked up with when you should've been running lines.
i am the girl who let you see her boobs, just cuz you'd never seen any before.
i am the girl who didn't wear underwear under her uniform to pass sophomore history.
i am the girl you watched wanking on a webcam feed.
i am the girl you teased with a violet wand for 2 hours straight.
i am the girl you felt up in the back room at work.
i am the girl who got caught by the cops.
i am the girl you begged to masturbate for you in study hall.
i am the girl your mom walked in on you with.
i am the girl who snuck you into her house at night.
i am the girl you fucked twice in your parents bed, only taking a break in the middle to smoke and do another shot.
i am the girl who sucked your dick on the railroad tracks on a sunday afternoon.
i am the girl you knocked up 3 times.
i am the girl who always loses 'never have i ever.'
i am the fuck-doll.
that's all i am to you.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
song lyrics that rock
"Sucking on my titties like you wanted me/ Calling me, all the time like Blondie / Check out my chrissy behind/ It's fine all of the time / Like sex on the beaches/ What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?// Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me/ Calling me, all the time like Blondie / Check out my chrissy behind/ It's fine all of the time/ What else is in the teaches of peaches?/ Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?// Huh? Right. What? Uhh/ Huh? What? Right. Uhh// Huh? What? Right. Uhh/ Huh? What? Right. Uhh// SIS IUD, stay in school ‘cause it's the best/ IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best/ IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best/ IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best// Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me/ Calling me, all the time like Blondie/ Check out my chrissy behind/ It's fine all of the time/ Like sex on the beaches/ What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?// Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away/ Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away/ Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away// Huh? What? Right. Uhh/ Huh? What? Right. Uhh/ What else in the teaches of peaches?/ Like sex on the beaches/ Huh? What? Right. Uhh// Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away/ Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away/ Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away/ Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away//" -PEACHES 'Fuck The Pain Away'
"Put me on the table/ Make me say your name/ If I can't remember/ Then give me all your pain/ I can sit and listen/ Or I can make you scream/ Kiss it and make it better/ Just put your trust in me// Oh my God, go a little slower/ Oh my God, what was that again/ La da da, let me feel you baby/ Let me in, 'cause I understand/ Let me feel you baby/ 'Cause I understand//I understand all/ Now climb my sugar walls/ Problem solved it's dissolved/ with the solvent known as spit/ Lickity lick not so quick it's a/ Slick ride make my mink slide/ 'Cause were all pink inside// This can be really easy/ It doesn't have to be hard/ Here baby let me show you/ I'll have ya, climbing up the walls/ You got all the problems/ I think that I can solve/ Why don't you come in here baby/ Why don't we sit and talk// You like the top and the bottom/ You make a drop and then caught 'em/ And when you rock then you've got 'em/ Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em/" -P!nk featuring Peaches 'Oh My God'
"Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's right/ At the right place and right time, maybe tonight/ In a whisper or handshake sending a sign/ Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind// Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her/ Best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped/ but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like/ when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright// It's cute in a way, till you cannot speak/ And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak/ escape was just a nod and a casual wave/ Obsess about it, heavy for the next two days// It's only just a crush, it'll go away/ It's just like all the others it'll go away/ Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know/ You pray it all away but it continues to grow// I want to hold you close/ Skin pressed against me tight/ Lie still, and close your eyes girl/ So lovely, it feels so right// I want to hold you close/ Soft breath, beating heart/ As I whisper in your ear/ I want to fucking tear you apart// Then he walked up and told her, thinking maybe it'd pass/ And they talked and looked away a lot, doing the dance/ Her hand brushed up against his, she left it there/ Told him how she felt and then they locked in a stare// They took a step back, thought about it, what should they do/ Cause theres always repercussions when you're dating in school/ But their lips met, and reservations started to pass/ Whether this was just an evening or a thing that would last// Either way he wanted her and this was bad/ Wanted to do things to her it was making him crazy/ Now a little crush turned into a like/ And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her// I want to hold you close/ Skin pressed against me tight/ Lie still, and close your eyes girl/ So lovely, it feels so right// I want to hold you close/ Soft breath, beating heart/ As I whisper in your ear/ I wanna fucking tear you apart//" -She Wants Revenge 'Tear You Apart'
"Put me on the table/ Make me say your name/ If I can't remember/ Then give me all your pain/ I can sit and listen/ Or I can make you scream/ Kiss it and make it better/ Just put your trust in me// Oh my God, go a little slower/ Oh my God, what was that again/ La da da, let me feel you baby/ Let me in, 'cause I understand/ Let me feel you baby/ 'Cause I understand//I understand all/ Now climb my sugar walls/ Problem solved it's dissolved/ with the solvent known as spit/ Lickity lick not so quick it's a/ Slick ride make my mink slide/ 'Cause were all pink inside// This can be really easy/ It doesn't have to be hard/ Here baby let me show you/ I'll have ya, climbing up the walls/ You got all the problems/ I think that I can solve/ Why don't you come in here baby/ Why don't we sit and talk// You like the top and the bottom/ You make a drop and then caught 'em/ And when you rock then you've got 'em/ Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em/" -P!nk featuring Peaches 'Oh My God'
"Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's right/ At the right place and right time, maybe tonight/ In a whisper or handshake sending a sign/ Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind// Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her/ Best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped/ but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like/ when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright// It's cute in a way, till you cannot speak/ And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak/ escape was just a nod and a casual wave/ Obsess about it, heavy for the next two days// It's only just a crush, it'll go away/ It's just like all the others it'll go away/ Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know/ You pray it all away but it continues to grow// I want to hold you close/ Skin pressed against me tight/ Lie still, and close your eyes girl/ So lovely, it feels so right// I want to hold you close/ Soft breath, beating heart/ As I whisper in your ear/ I want to fucking tear you apart// Then he walked up and told her, thinking maybe it'd pass/ And they talked and looked away a lot, doing the dance/ Her hand brushed up against his, she left it there/ Told him how she felt and then they locked in a stare// They took a step back, thought about it, what should they do/ Cause theres always repercussions when you're dating in school/ But their lips met, and reservations started to pass/ Whether this was just an evening or a thing that would last// Either way he wanted her and this was bad/ Wanted to do things to her it was making him crazy/ Now a little crush turned into a like/ And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her// I want to hold you close/ Skin pressed against me tight/ Lie still, and close your eyes girl/ So lovely, it feels so right// I want to hold you close/ Soft breath, beating heart/ As I whisper in your ear/ I wanna fucking tear you apart//" -She Wants Revenge 'Tear You Apart'
Fucked In Both Ways.
who would've guessed that even after 2 years of having sex on a very regular basis, that when someone shoves a 12-by-2 dick in you for the first time, it still feels like losing your virginity all over again...
needless to say, my day was a success. i got my man back. i got fucked hard. i was held and kissed and treated with some actual respect. yay me!
but then, just before he left, wha-bam! he starts talking about the ex and i just have to ask- do you still love her? 'not really.' he says. 'not like i used to.' i asked if he'd fucked her since we got together. 'severely tempted, but no, i never did.' wow. that's reassuring. and then, the icing on the cake- 'she said that if circumstances had been different, she could really have liked you.' WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! well, maybe if she wasn't such a cold-hearted backstabbing bitch-ass cunt, who treats you like shit and acts like she's some fuckin' princess, i could like her too. jesus fuckin' christ...
i must ask- what would compel a man to say something like that?! what makes you think it's a good idea?! somehow, the fact that your bitchy ex (who you still live with, btw) hates my guts, but maybe possibly in another lifetime could have liked me, DOES NOT make me feel all warm and fuzzy. AAAAAAGH!
why why why why why? i don't understand...
sigh...
but the point is- when your man is hung like a damn pringles can, don't run the other way. take it slow, use lots of lube, and try to avoid discussing the live-in ex-fiancee.
needless to say, my day was a success. i got my man back. i got fucked hard. i was held and kissed and treated with some actual respect. yay me!
but then, just before he left, wha-bam! he starts talking about the ex and i just have to ask- do you still love her? 'not really.' he says. 'not like i used to.' i asked if he'd fucked her since we got together. 'severely tempted, but no, i never did.' wow. that's reassuring. and then, the icing on the cake- 'she said that if circumstances had been different, she could really have liked you.' WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! well, maybe if she wasn't such a cold-hearted backstabbing bitch-ass cunt, who treats you like shit and acts like she's some fuckin' princess, i could like her too. jesus fuckin' christ...
i must ask- what would compel a man to say something like that?! what makes you think it's a good idea?! somehow, the fact that your bitchy ex (who you still live with, btw) hates my guts, but maybe possibly in another lifetime could have liked me, DOES NOT make me feel all warm and fuzzy. AAAAAAGH!
why why why why why? i don't understand...
sigh...
but the point is- when your man is hung like a damn pringles can, don't run the other way. take it slow, use lots of lube, and try to avoid discussing the live-in ex-fiancee.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Release
i need a boy, and i need one now. i'm frustrated and tense and just generally screwed up at the moment, and i want to fuck and make it all seem less... shitty. i want someone to push me around. i want to struggle and fight. i want to hurt. maybe then the rest of this bullshit wouldn't mess me up so bad... sex can be such a wonderful escape, and an orgasm can be the perfect release.
...although a fifth of jameson might help too.
...although a fifth of jameson might help too.
Define "Fetish"
this is a list stolen from a dear friend of mine, defining many of the infinite fetishes we've come to know and love.
Acrotomophilia, The person is sexually aroused by the sight of an amputation usually of a whole arm or leg.
Adolescentilism, The person is aroused by impersonating both the dress and behavior of an adolescent.
Andromimetophilia, A woman who is sexually aroused by impersonating a man. They purposefully look like and act like a man.
Apotemnophilia, This person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the act of having an extremity amputated that is arousing; thus, they have to be awake during the process.
Asphyxiophilia, This is sexual arousal caused by loss of control over your ability to breathe. Self strangulation or allowing another person to asphyxiate you.
Autagonistophilia, Unlike exhibitionism where the person intentionally exposes their genitals to an unsuspecting stranger, in this paraphilia the person creates situations in which other people could see them in the nude if the person wanted to. For example, it would be like leaving your curtains open and walking around the house naked in hopes that someone would peep in the windows. It is the thought that someone may be watching that is sexually arousing.
Autassassinophilia, The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process.
Autonepiophilia, This is the same thing as infantilism.
Biastophilia, In this paraphilia the person is sexually aroused by the idea of being raped. This is scripted and planned out ahead of time with a partner. The person does not actually want to be raped by a strange.
Catheterophila, The person is sexually aroused by the insertion of a catheter.
Chrematistophilia This person can only become sexually aroused if they are being blackmailed into it.
Coprophilia, Smearing human feces on yourself or having someone smear it on you causing sexual arousal.
Coprophagia, Eating and ingesting human feces.
Ephebophilia, This is a form of pedophilia, but the person is very specific in the size, shape, and amount of body hair the pre-pubescent child has.
Erotophonophilia, These people are dangerous. They are sexually aroused by attempts not just thoughts of killing someone.
Formicophilia, Sexual arousal is caused by having insects crawl on their genitals.
Gerontophilia, The person is only sexually aroused by a significantly older person. There has to be at least a 15 year difference between their ages.
Gynemimetophilia, A person who is sexually aroused by a female impersonator.
Hybristophilia, Sexual relations with a convicted criminal.
Hyphephilia, Touching or rubbing a human or non human object is essential for achieving sexual arousal.
Hypoxphilia, The same as asphyxiophilia.
Infantilism, Dressing as an infant and acting the role of a child under two years old is sexually arousing. This can including some or all body hair and the hiring of a nurse or nanny to take care of you.
Kleptophilia, Similar to kleptomania, kleptophilia results in sexual arousal from stealing not just thrill seeking.
Klismaphilia, Getting an enema is sexually arousing. More liquid is associated with greater pleasure.
Mixophilia, The person likes to watch their partner or themselves engage in sexual activity. Usually this means watching themselves in a mirror.
Morphophilia, Peculiar body shapes and sizes are sexually arousing such as heavy, short, dwarfism, etc.
Mysophilia, The person is sexually aroused by dirt, mud, or filth.
Narratophilia, Telling dirty stories is sexually arousing.
Necrophilia, Engaging in sexual activities with dead people.
Nepiophilia, The person is sexually aroused by infants. This can range from newborns to about two years old.
Olfactophilia, The person is sexually aroused by body smells. Usually inserting finger anus, vagina, etc. and smelling it during sex.
Pictohilia, Watching X-rated films is sexually arousing.
Raptophilia, Same as biastophilia.
Scoptophilia, Same as mixophilia.
Somnophilia, The person can only maintain sexual arousal while having sex with someone who is sleeping. If the person wakes up they loose interest.
Stigmatophilia, Body piercing and tattooing but not ear piercing is sexually arousing.
Symphorphilia, Natural disasters are sexually arousing.
Telephonicophilia, Talking dirty on the phone or being talked to lewdly.
Urophilia, Being urinated on or urinating on someone. Golden showers
Zoophilia, The person wants to be treated like an animal wearing a collar and even eating out of an animals dish. This is different from bestiality in which the person wants to have sex with an animal.
Acrotomophilia, The person is sexually aroused by the sight of an amputation usually of a whole arm or leg.
Adolescentilism, The person is aroused by impersonating both the dress and behavior of an adolescent.
Andromimetophilia, A woman who is sexually aroused by impersonating a man. They purposefully look like and act like a man.
Apotemnophilia, This person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the act of having an extremity amputated that is arousing; thus, they have to be awake during the process.
Asphyxiophilia, This is sexual arousal caused by loss of control over your ability to breathe. Self strangulation or allowing another person to asphyxiate you.
Autagonistophilia, Unlike exhibitionism where the person intentionally exposes their genitals to an unsuspecting stranger, in this paraphilia the person creates situations in which other people could see them in the nude if the person wanted to. For example, it would be like leaving your curtains open and walking around the house naked in hopes that someone would peep in the windows. It is the thought that someone may be watching that is sexually arousing.
Autassassinophilia, The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process.
Autonepiophilia, This is the same thing as infantilism.
Biastophilia, In this paraphilia the person is sexually aroused by the idea of being raped. This is scripted and planned out ahead of time with a partner. The person does not actually want to be raped by a strange.
Catheterophila, The person is sexually aroused by the insertion of a catheter.
Chrematistophilia This person can only become sexually aroused if they are being blackmailed into it.
Coprophilia, Smearing human feces on yourself or having someone smear it on you causing sexual arousal.
Coprophagia, Eating and ingesting human feces.
Ephebophilia, This is a form of pedophilia, but the person is very specific in the size, shape, and amount of body hair the pre-pubescent child has.
Erotophonophilia, These people are dangerous. They are sexually aroused by attempts not just thoughts of killing someone.
Formicophilia, Sexual arousal is caused by having insects crawl on their genitals.
Gerontophilia, The person is only sexually aroused by a significantly older person. There has to be at least a 15 year difference between their ages.
Gynemimetophilia, A person who is sexually aroused by a female impersonator.
Hybristophilia, Sexual relations with a convicted criminal.
Hyphephilia, Touching or rubbing a human or non human object is essential for achieving sexual arousal.
Hypoxphilia, The same as asphyxiophilia.
Infantilism, Dressing as an infant and acting the role of a child under two years old is sexually arousing. This can including some or all body hair and the hiring of a nurse or nanny to take care of you.
Kleptophilia, Similar to kleptomania, kleptophilia results in sexual arousal from stealing not just thrill seeking.
Klismaphilia, Getting an enema is sexually arousing. More liquid is associated with greater pleasure.
Mixophilia, The person likes to watch their partner or themselves engage in sexual activity. Usually this means watching themselves in a mirror.
Morphophilia, Peculiar body shapes and sizes are sexually arousing such as heavy, short, dwarfism, etc.
Mysophilia, The person is sexually aroused by dirt, mud, or filth.
Narratophilia, Telling dirty stories is sexually arousing.
Necrophilia, Engaging in sexual activities with dead people.
Nepiophilia, The person is sexually aroused by infants. This can range from newborns to about two years old.
Olfactophilia, The person is sexually aroused by body smells. Usually inserting finger anus, vagina, etc. and smelling it during sex.
Pictohilia, Watching X-rated films is sexually arousing.
Raptophilia, Same as biastophilia.
Scoptophilia, Same as mixophilia.
Somnophilia, The person can only maintain sexual arousal while having sex with someone who is sleeping. If the person wakes up they loose interest.
Stigmatophilia, Body piercing and tattooing but not ear piercing is sexually arousing.
Symphorphilia, Natural disasters are sexually arousing.
Telephonicophilia, Talking dirty on the phone or being talked to lewdly.
Urophilia, Being urinated on or urinating on someone. Golden showers
Zoophilia, The person wants to be treated like an animal wearing a collar and even eating out of an animals dish. This is different from bestiality in which the person wants to have sex with an animal.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
24 Hours
2 men in 24 hours.
and somehow,
i don't feel at all wrong about this.
a good friend of mine invited me over last night.
there was whiskey involved.
i'd had every intention of fucking him since my man and i split,
maybe before.
it finally happened.
he fucked me hard
twice
in his parents' huge soft bed.
did i mention he's a rockstar?
a pierced, tattooed goth god
and he said i was one of the best he'd ever had.
my ex came over this evening.
we were just talking in my room.
i bit his arm as a joke.
he bit my neck.
he dom'd me hardcore,
throwing me back on my bed,
saying he didn't need my fucking help
when i tried to aid in undressing myself.
he pulled me by the hair when he wanted me to do something.
i loved every minute of it.
i think it might have been the best sex he and i ever had.
i know some people are gonna think i'm a slut.
what the fuck do i care?
i'm young, i'm single, and i'm gonna enjoy it.
isn't that why we're here?
and somehow,
i don't feel at all wrong about this.
a good friend of mine invited me over last night.
there was whiskey involved.
i'd had every intention of fucking him since my man and i split,
maybe before.
it finally happened.
he fucked me hard
twice
in his parents' huge soft bed.
did i mention he's a rockstar?
a pierced, tattooed goth god
and he said i was one of the best he'd ever had.
my ex came over this evening.
we were just talking in my room.
i bit his arm as a joke.
he bit my neck.
he dom'd me hardcore,
throwing me back on my bed,
saying he didn't need my fucking help
when i tried to aid in undressing myself.
he pulled me by the hair when he wanted me to do something.
i loved every minute of it.
i think it might have been the best sex he and i ever had.
i know some people are gonna think i'm a slut.
what the fuck do i care?
i'm young, i'm single, and i'm gonna enjoy it.
isn't that why we're here?
The List
when my boyfriend of two years and i broke up for the final time, a few friends helped me write a list. this list consisted of all the people i need to fuck in the course of my singleness. 8 women. 8 men. so far, 2 women down, 2 men down. so far, i think i'm doing alright.
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