who would've guessed that even after 2 years of having sex on a very regular basis, that when someone shoves a 12-by-2 dick in you for the first time, it still feels like losing your virginity all over again...
needless to say, my day was a success. i got my man back. i got fucked hard. i was held and kissed and treated with some actual respect. yay me!
but then, just before he left, wha-bam! he starts talking about the ex and i just have to ask- do you still love her? 'not really.' he says. 'not like i used to.' i asked if he'd fucked her since we got together. 'severely tempted, but no, i never did.' wow. that's reassuring. and then, the icing on the cake- 'she said that if circumstances had been different, she could really have liked you.' WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! well, maybe if she wasn't such a cold-hearted backstabbing bitch-ass cunt, who treats you like shit and acts like she's some fuckin' princess, i could like her too. jesus fuckin' christ...
i must ask- what would compel a man to say something like that?! what makes you think it's a good idea?! somehow, the fact that your bitchy ex (who you still live with, btw) hates my guts, but maybe possibly in another lifetime could have liked me, DOES NOT make me feel all warm and fuzzy. AAAAAAGH!
why why why why why? i don't understand...
sigh...
but the point is- when your man is hung like a damn pringles can, don't run the other way. take it slow, use lots of lube, and try to avoid discussing the live-in ex-fiancee.
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Because boys are stupid. Just put a piece of duct tape on their mouth after sex so you don't have to hear about their post sex confessions.
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